can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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