Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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