He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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