He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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