sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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