Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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