I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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