white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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