A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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