No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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