return my video game
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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