Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
this hospital has no fireball
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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