if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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