so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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