Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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