Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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