Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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