I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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