Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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