if you like me you must not know who I am
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My penis needs a shock collar
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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