Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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