More tranny stories later!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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