Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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