There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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