I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
How's work?
Spinning.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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