I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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