Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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