So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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