My brain says no but my pants say off.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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