I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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