"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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