I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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