Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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