If that was your dad, he is hot
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just had sex on a roof
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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