Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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