We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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