Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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