I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches