Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(509): View more from Washington

I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...

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(520): View more from Arizona

There was a lot of him and a little penis

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing

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(224): View more from Illinois

i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.

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(708): View more from Illinois

just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.

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(925): View more from California

I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches

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