S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning