You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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