i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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