so explain again why im purple
no
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Randomize
