Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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