i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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