I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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