is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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