I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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