Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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