Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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