Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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