Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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