Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
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She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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