He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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