We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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