Cold hands, warm shart.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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