Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My dad is sitting where you rode me
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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