Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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