Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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