yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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